EL
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23 years old..join me on this ride
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I asked Snapchat AI a series of questions. Below is our conversation. Why were you created? I was created to be your virtual friend on Snapchat! My goal is to provide you with a supportive, kind, and creative companion who can help you with whatever you need. Whether you're looking for someone to chat with, need help finding information on a particular topic, or just want to share some funny pictures or videos, I'm here for you.
By EL12 months ago in Confessions
He Spit in my Mouth?
People always say you find the love of your life when you least expect it, and in my case this was true. After having a very serious relationship for 3+ years, I knew I wanted to be single and do all the "things' single people do. Of course I went overboard and fell for guys I shouldn't have. Only because I was craving the love I had been shown for years. After another failed "talking" stage, I gave up on the idea of dating ESPECIALLY dating apps. I deleted them all and decided to go out to bars to just have fun, not fall in love. Weeks after I decided to write off men, I found myself at my local bar with two of my friends. As the night went on, my friends slowly got too drunk and left me alone at the bar (how cliche right). As I was sitting by the bar talking with the bartender, a familiar voice asked me to take a shot with him. It was not someone I knew, but rather a man that had hit on my roommate at the beginning of the night. Not wanting to be alone I accepted. He had a thick Italian accent and thick brown hair. Immediately I knew I wanted to go home with him (no woman can resist a hot man with an accent). We went outside to smoke a cigarette as most Europeans do, and I told him he had 30 minutes to take me home or someone else would. Somehow this strategy worked and we were in an Uber soon enough. I wish I could apologize to that driver because it was as though I was in heat. We got back to his place and began what most can guess. Two things I had never experiences happened to me that night that changed my life. 1. He was uncircumcised (ladies it feels the same grow up). 2. He spit in my mouth. It was glorious sex and the best one night stand I had ever had, so I thought. All I could talk about the next day was how this European man spit in my mouth. The confidence that took and how hot it was changed my sex life for the better.
By EL3 years ago in Confessions
Completely Unsatisfied
I always had big plans for my life, as I'm sure everyone does. I wanted to be the CEO of a company by the time I was 25 and have all my debts paid off. I figured I would be jet-setting around the world and enjoying a healthy financial 20's. I know I know it sounds laughable to say the least, and in fact none of that happened, and I'm already 23.
By EL4 years ago in Motivation