Funny Sex Shirts

If you watch improvisation master T.J. Miller on Silicon Valley, then you have seen his famous trendsetting t-shirts. Geek t-shirts that are both playful and sexual in nature make for a great icebreaker, even if your name isn't Erlich Bachman, these hilarious shirts will work well for you too.

Two horny All Terrain Armored Transports, better known as AT-ATs, are going at it. As a four-legged combat walker used by the ground forces of the Galactic Empire, the AT-AT is one of the most famous symbols of the Empire’s military might. With its big head connecting to the body via a funnel, the AT-AT is essentially a walking sexual innuendo in and of itself. Whether you support the Dark Side or stand beside the Jedi, this sexual innuendo shirt is a great look at what might happen if Star Wars was rated R.

When in doubt, try another hole. Wise words in and out of the bedroom. Designed to look like the back end of a computer, any geeky friend or butt-loving partner will enjoy this t-shirt, which combines tech terminology and sexual innuendo. Wear this t-shirt during your next night out with friends or to work on a casual Friday, and strike up a conversation with everyone who reads the slogan.

Coders are programmed to please. Makes a great gift for any fan of Silicon Valley. Also available in women's sizes, because tech is no longer just a man's game. For the programmer who demands quality over quantity, this t-shirt is manufactured in the United Kingdom with superior quality and a graphic print immune to repetitive washings, though it is clear that Erlich Bachman does not do his own laundry.

Just because you understand the Peiodic Table doesn't mean you do it on a table. Girl, you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe! This t-shirt is an essential for any chemist or scientist who has an awesome personality and wants to constantly remind others that they still know how to party. Let the shirt do the talking, because even Neil Degrasse Tyson isn’t this smooth when it comes to the science of attraction. It may not make you smarter, but at least it's an icebreaker, and one that will lead to a chemical reaction.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection. You don't need to log in to gain access to this message service. If you're looking to make a connection, then speed is of the essence. This t-shirt is designed for the horny computer geek that is looking to connect. For best operation, ask your user for a port-on-port connection, but be careful your download speed doesn't hurt her hard drive.

Statistics indicate there are less blow jobs than minds blown in Silicon Valley. When’s the last time you had your mind blown? If it's been too long, then you need Chicago Pneumatic's Blow My Mind T-Shirt. This ringspun shirt is soft, like brain matter. Professionally printed and quality guaranteed. The guarantee extends simply to the quality of the t-shirt, not the mind blow. Available in over a dozen colors, this t-shirt blows...in a good way.

This shirt is sure to grab attention, because girls love men with big brains, and both types of PhDs. If she doesn’t believe you have a PhD tell her, “I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth?” High-quality brains deserve high-quality fabric. Made for a man with a durable brain and multiple body dimensions. Don't take offense to this men's t-shirt, take pride in anything you have that's huge.

Every hybrid driving, tree-hugging environmentalist should own this t-shirt. This flirty t-shirt is perfect for the environmentally-conscious person who knows how to lighten up the room when talking about climate change. Don't take it too seriously, though, it's not meant to be a political statement. This high-quality fun cotton t-shirt comes in several colors. Perhaps green makes the most sense for the truly socially conscious.

Perfect for getting your hot lab partner's attention, this Sex Cells T-Shirt by Printopoly has a vintage style cut. Designed in the U.S.A., this lightweight jersey fabric shirt is a great gift for that special scientist in your life. Feel free to experiment while wearing this chromosome-inspired design. Whether you're an X or a Y, or even an XXL, this shirt is sure to cause a chemical reaction.

How fast can you pass this t-shirt test without thinking about what is underneath it? Coverseamed neck and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this unisex machine washable t-shirt is harder than the SATs. The Dirty Minded Guess These Words T-Shirt by Anji's Collection comes in eight different colors, though as any computer geek knows, syntax is best read in black and white. Though charcoal gray is available. A great conversation starter, this t-shirt makes a great gift for the cerebrally inclined.

Funny T-Shirts