Amazon's commitment to sexual wellness has never been bigger. Soon you can have a weird dildo delivered by a drone the same day its ordered. Order it in the morning and be playing with it that night. Surprised? You shouldn't be.
The Kinky Kat
Mr. Jack Me Off
Wonderland Cock Ring
Ok, this one is so fucked up, that it is more gag than utilitarian product. But que sera, sera. There is even a fake blood tablet.
Sqweel Oral Tongue Simulator (口腔舌シミュレータ)
Get to the point lickity split. Tongues on a rotating wheel mat make you squeal. Leave it to the Japanese to figure it out. With multiple speeds you can lick it good, lick it real good.
No laughing matter this is a clown you play with. Yep you can now use a clown as dildo. Thank you 2016.
Clone a Cock
Need a friend with a gag in her mouth?
I guess I get it, but it really does require a suspension of belief when you have a gag in the mouth of a latex love doll that cannot speak.
Just The Love Body
Handle With Care
The Rising Sun
Geisha is synonymous with sexual pleasure in pop culture. What better way to masturbate than with the reliability of a geisha?
No you cannot listen to Spotify with these buds, but you sure will get off on the groove.
Stylize Your Maturbation
It isn't leather but it looks like it and is easy to clean.
Undies for Two
Clean Up Flashlight
This is invaluable after an orgy. Find semen anywhere it wound up. The floor. The couch. The bathroom. The garage. Grab your CSI black light and start cleaning up.