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Most people tend to have a handful of sex positions that they stick to when they're looking for a roll in the hay. It's just human nature to want "tried and true" positions like Doggy Style, Missionary, and (for foreplay) 69. Everyone's done them, and we all know they're pretty decent.
The problem is that sex positions that keep getting used the same way tends to put us in a sex rut. More exotic sex positions can help keep the spark alive, or just get you into shape.
That being said, even veterans in the sex world tend to be a bit scared of trying out the weirdest sex positions out there. Truthfully, some crazy positions could potentially cause injuries. That being said, the following ones are mind-blowingly good, and totally worth the try.
This definitely looks like one of the weirdest sex positions out there, but it's incredibly satisfying. The Spider has both partners sitting very close to each other, facing each other, legs open, and leaning back. The male penetrates the female, with her legs balanced off his thighs. (Yeah, it's kind of like a crab walk.)
The Spider is a great position for couples who have a fuller-figured partner, as well as couples who want very deep penetration. Oh, it's also one of the best sex positions for "marathon" sessions, too.
The Afternoon Delight (AKA The Cross)
With a name like The Afternoon Delight, it's easy to see why this retro-sounding position is meant to be perfect for a lazy fling. With this position, the guy lays on his side, and the girl lays on her back, perpendicular to him. She then scoots up so he can penetrate her.
Deep penetration, minimal effort, and awesomely relaxing lovemaking are just some of the perks of this. It's one of the weirdest sex positions to watch Netflix and chill with, but we'd be lying if we didn't say it gets the job done.
Spooning leads to forking, so...sporking leads to? That may be harder for some to figure out. (Well, from personal experience, it leads to orgasms.) The Spork position is a great one for gentle penetration, especially if you're a girl who's just feeling a bit more tired than usual.
In the Spork, the girl lays down on her back, while the guy positions himself perpendicular to your legs. He enters at a 90-degree angle, and gets to take control of the thrusting.
Yeah, the Spork is a lot like the Afternoon Delight, with roles reversed. It's a very popular porn sex position, too. If you think about it, its name is what makes it one of the weirdest sex positions out there.
The Butter Churner
Looking for something a bit more acrobatic? Try out the Butter Churner. The girl does a shoulder stand and opens her legs, while the guy stands and penetrates her downwards. Unlike others on here, this does look like it belongs on a list of the weirdest sex positions out there.
What makes the Butter Churner great is that it offers amazing G-spot stimulation. However, you gotta be careful with this one. Girls can get a neck cramp or bruises if the guy thrusts too hard downward. Sex standing positions are never easy, but this one is only ideal for real athletes.
Standing Wheel Barrow
If you're looking for a really serious workout, try Standing Wheel Barrow. This has the girl on her hands, while the guy holds her by the legs, penetrating her while he's standing up. To get the full experience, the girl should try to wrap her legs around her partner's pelvis.
Obviously, this is not a sex position for beginners, or people who tend to get clumsy. However, the benefits of incredible orgasms via cervical massage definitely make this one of the weirdest sex positions you'll want to do again and again.
Couch Twerk is one of the weirdest sex positions for people who aren't fans of Miley Cyrus to try. However, as painful as it is for us to admit it, we have to say that this position is amazing for deep penetration, and for putting the girl in control.
Basically, this position has the girl twerking off a couch like Miley Cyrus, except the guy's sitting down and penetrating her with each "twerk."
Exposed Eagle is one of the harder sex positions to try, but its G-spot massage capabilities are some of the best, bar none. With this, you start off in Cowgirl, and then the girl leans back while the guy leans forward. The end result is a position that hits the G-spot and cervix beautifully.
Once again, you may need to build up some flexibility before you get into this. This is why it's one of the weirdest sex positions to do on a regular basis, but once you try it out, it may become a favorite.
The Double Decker
The Double Decker is like Spooning, except you're both flat on your backs. The reason why it's one of the weirdest sex positions is because it looks really uncomfortable, and because it doesn't seem very sexy at first glance.
That being said, it's amazing for anal sex and still brings out that intimacy in ways few other sex positions have. This is one of those anal sex positions you might want to give a try to, if you're a beginner.
The Irish Garden
This is a lot like 69, except with sex instead of oral sex. With this one, the man lays back, the woman lays on top of him, leaning forward facing his feet. Then, she scooches up backwards until he's penetrating her. It's a very mellow sex position that offers gentle penetration for both parties.
The Irish Garden isn't one of the weirdest sex positions by nature, but it definitely isn't the norm. That being said, few sex positions are sexier for couples who are both into feet.
The Erotic Accordion
"Erotic" and "accordion" are two words that don't belong in the same sentence most of the time. This isn't one of the weirdest sex positions due to its name alone; it looks bizarre too.
To do the Erotic Accordion, the guy has to rest his legs on the girl's shoulders as the girl squats down on the guy's member. The end result is a "girl on top" position that's regularly found in porn, and actually can be pretty good for kinky moments.
While many might suggest that this is a porn position that doesn't work in real life, it can be pretty fun for ladies looking for gentle penetration and a lot of control.