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Weird Ways to be More Sexually Aggressive

The ultimate list for the modern woman to be more sexually aggressive.

By Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago 4 min read
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The new era of the aggressive woman is here. Women have more power in everything and are expected to assert themselves in every area: jobs, politics, sports, and, happily, sex. You don’t have to wait around for the man to make the first move anymore. More and more men are turned on by women who are sure, confident, and sexually demonstrative. Ah, but do you know which buttons to press? Try any combination of the following for fast, fast results.

1. Stop wearing a bra.

2. If you already don’t wear a bra, stop wearing panties.

3. If you already don’t wear a bra and panties, then start wearing a bra and panties.

4. Sunbathe topless on a public beach.

5. Sunbathe totally nude on a public beach. Read our guide on the best nude beaches to visit in the world.

6. Learn how to run very fast totally nude from large crowds and policemen.

7. Smoke cigars.

8. Show some side boob.

9. With conservative men, always wear loose jeans, flannel shirts, and hiking boots.

10. With hippie-type guys, wear ultra feminine clothes: satin shirts, pantsuits, and high heels.

11. Cut-offs shorts with your butt cheeks out are more aggressive than jeans.

12. T-shirts are more aggressive than blouses.

13. See-through blouses are more aggressive than tight T-shirts.

14. Invite five separate potential lovers to dinner on the same night, without telling any of them that anyone else has been invited.

15. Ankle bracelets are the most aggressive kind of female jewelry this side of manacles.

16. Wear edible panties.

17. Whiskey, neat, is always more aggressive than any mixed drink.

18. Smoke weed. It's good for sex.

19. Study Lauren Bacall movies carefully.

20. Avoid falling in love with Humphrey Bogart-type men.

21. Sexually aggressive women are very good at poker.

22. When playing tennis, sexually aggressive women always come to the net first.

23. And they wear crisp white tennis outfits but no panties.

24. Squash is one of the most sexually aggressive games a woman can play with a man. Make sure you win.

25. Sexually aggressive women fly; especially their own planes.

26. Buy a man a drink.

27. Ask for a man's phone number before he asks for yours.

28. If a man asks you to dance, refuse.

29. Always ask men to dance first.

30. After you have danced with many of the men that you asked first, now ask the man who asked you first, whom you refused.

31. Whenever a man is about to light a cigarette, beat him to the draw and do it for him.

32. If there is a man in a restaurant you want to meet, send an order of oysters to his table.

33. If there's a man in a theater you want to meet, when he steps outside at intermission, put your name and phone number in the pocket of the coat he leaves on his seat. Then go and flirt with him and do not give him your phone number when he asks for it.

34. Own a Doberman pinscher and walk it in your heels.

35. Whistle at a man who turns you on. Think of it as dog-calling.

36. Most men are very turned on watching a woman eat with her hands. Try it, you'll have him eating out of your hand. Note: Lick your fingers clean.

37. A good way to prime your pump is to read erotic literature.

38. Leave lots of this erotic literature around to let men know that you are sexually adventurous.

39. Leave provocative books on your desk at work, on your night table at home.

40. Invite him to a championship fight to which you have bought the best ringside tickets.

41. Ask him over to your house to shampoo and style his hair and beard. Learn about what his beard says about his sex life.

42. At night, take him for a nude run down the beach.

43. Learn all about wines and develop a deft hand with a corkscrew.

44. The first time your out with a guy that you want to turn on, while still in the dinner phase tell him, in great detail, how you like your back rubbed.

45. For dessert, tell him how you like your front rubbed.

46. Pick him up for a date on your motorcycle. If you don't own a motorcycle, find a guy who does and pick the other guy up with his motorcycle.

47. If you raise tropical fish, they had better be piranhas. Note: Don't feed them before a date.

48. Sexually aggressive women's bedrooms are not frilly, they already look like a man's been there.

49. Sexually aggressive women lie down nude on the bed and watch their man get undressed.

50. When in bed, they never ask a man what to do, they tell him.

51. Sexually aggressive women are always good at oral sex. And invent special techniques like the Crème de menthe blowjob. Think these thoughts when giving him head.

52. Sexually aggressive women always suggest interesting places to make love, like caves, rooftops, elevators, convertible cars with the top down...

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A group of inappropriate, unconventional & disruptive professionals. Some are women, some are men, some are straight, some are gay. All are Filthy.

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