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First and foremost, I am no penal specialists. I don’t know the ins and outs of the penis. However, growing up in this day and age, I have borne witness to A LOT of pork swords. They come in all different shapes and sizes. There are tons of different shades of the oh so sacred one-eyed Willy. There are so many different components of what is the make-up of a really good penis. A lot of men have this perception that the bigger the sausage, the better it will be for a woman’s passion purse. I am here to fully debunk that ridiculous myth. Growing up (before I lost my virginity), I thought that size was the biggest part of sex. At 15, I wasn’t even considering what a hymen was or how losing my virginity would feel like a butcher knife being descended upon my lady parts. The only thing that was in my head was that I needed to find the biggest dick possible for when I lost my virginity. A girl had “standards.” The guys were pigs then and are still pigs today so you can imagine the display of man meat that blessed my phone and social media countless times a day. It was nice that I had such a vast selection to choose from. I chose a dude who was hung to his knees to take my virginity. WRONG MOVE! ABORT MISSION! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! When I tell you that shit hurt so bad, I mean I was trying to be a bad bitch, but I was straight up whimpering like a kicked puppy and I put myself on bed rest for two days. It wasn’t at all a good look or feel.
So, as time went on, I had sex again, of course. Big dicks were alright; however, I started becoming familiar with average ones. I realized so much when I had a dick appointment with my first average penis. It was amazing for so many different reasons. Today, I’m going to give you the three biggest ones. We don’t need a super long list of reasons because I’m confident this is factual. I’ve asked so many girls their opinions. While some girls are down for that “my guts are being beaten like a black man by the police” feeling, most girls agreed that size doesn’t matter to a degree. Basically, women favor average penises and here is why.
Reason #1 Flexibility
With an average dick, you have so much breathing room. Literally. Breathing room. You can perform oral without feeling like a big fleshing branch is beating the shit out of the occipital lobe of your brain. But wait, there’s more! You are open to an endless amount of positions that won’t make you feel like you have dick traveling upward into your chest cavity. It’s an extremely amazing breath of fresh air when you don’t have to feel like you’re about to have a seizure or your intestines are going to pop out of your belly button.
Reason #2 The condom will always fit.
Listen, unless you have a penis the size of my pinky toe, some condom in this world is going to fit you. Yes, men with big penises can also fit condoms, but a lot of them use that dumb excuse that they are “too big.” If a condom can fit my leg like knee high, it can fit you, Harry The Hung Hulk. Men, with average penises, won’t lie about if it fits and it should fit them with ease. I don’t know about you ladies, but babies are a no-no for me right now. So, my boyfriend being a normal-sized man gets me hype about the times we can bang without screaming infants in the next room. It's been a real blessing.
Reason #3 Aesthetic Pleasure
Let me break down what exactly that means for you, boo. I don’t know about you but I thoroughly enjoy watching my man send that sausage straight into never-never land. I want to physically see that thing disappear. So, when you're having painful rough sex with the Hung Hector, if he shoves that whole thing in you, watch your cervix fall out. Bet money it will. I just don’t like the look of being so jam-packed with penis that it won’t fit the whole way in. It makes me feel weak and I’ve already been scarred for life from losing my virginity. But it’s whatever you like, honey. I'm not here to judge.
Coming to a Close
As this article comes to a close just know that I am by no means trying to stop the Coochie Train for big dick men. Do your thing! Just be gentle for the love of Pete! Everyone appreciates penises of all sizes, trust me! Some of us just want to keep our reproductive systems intact!
Really quickly, though, I would like to thank everyone who has read any of my work! It's so, so, so appreciated. Tips are also just as appreciated because I’m trying to get my side hustle on while I’m off work for our summer break! Not only that, writing has been my passion and I love making money doing what I do! Please share any article you see from me if you don’t feel comfortable with tipping! Thank you to everyone who has left tips, though. It makes such a huge difference!
Have a great day and enjoy that average schlong, ladies!