The Types Of Lesbians To Avoid

The types of lesbians you don't need in your life.

Lesbians are just like everyone else, some of them are awesome, some of them are total jerks. The same applies to anyone regardless of sexuality, some people are just terrible. But there are five main types of lesbian I would definitely recommend avoiding.

The "Phobe"

The LGBTQIA community have to put up with so much from the outside, we have to deal with their prejudice, judgment and hatred every day. So we should certainly not have to be dealing with it from within! Whether it is bi-phobia, pan-phobia, trans-phobia or any other kind of phobia, we don't need it from anyone, so get out of here with that nonsense, grow up and realize other people's preferences and genitals are none of your business. Show some solidarity with other members of the community, we should be uniting and supporting each other, not being divisive and judgmental.

The Judge

Also the jury and executioner, it doesn't matter how hard you try, you will never be lesbian enough for the judge, so you might as well stop trying. She and she alone knows what it takes to be a real lesbian and you haven't got a clue. If she will lower herself to speak to you(which unless you are dressed and styled exactly like her, she won't), she will tell you how you are what's wrong with women today and how you are just playing to the patriarchy by wearing makeup (actually a thing someone said to me) If you are on the more masculine/butch spectrum you will be considered a threat and treated like crap, if you are on the feminine side, you will be "doing it for attention" (another thing said to me) and still treated like crap.

The Barsexual

A barsexual is someone that will make out with other women in a club in order to get attention from men and preferably, free drinks too. Nobody needs that irritating mess in their lives, they are one of the reasons you can't kiss your girlfriend in public without some loser with a video camera asking if they can watch. Avoid them at all costs, they are not interested in you, they are interested in drama, attention and free drinks.

Gold Star Girls


Gold Star Only

A gold star lesbian is one who has never been with a man, and whilst some are totally cool about other people having been with men, some will not even consider you a true lesbian if you dared to sleep with a man at any point in your life. These are people to avoid, at all costs. It's cool if you never have been with a guy, but who is anyone else to judge you for what you did in the past? These are the types of people that say they feel judged by the outside community for who they sleep with, but then do the same to people in the community for who they slept with in the past.

I don't know why some of these people behave like this, it's really unnecessary, but you need to avoid them unless you like drama and judgment. Because that is all you will get with people like this. And if you are one of these people, stop. It is hard enough to be accepted in life without having to face judgment from the people we are supposed to be able to turn to for support. You don't like it when straight people judge you for who you are with or what you look like do you? No, so stop doing it to other people, because all it does is make you look like a mean spirited, bitter jerk.

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