satire

Humor and satire to make you laugh. Everyone loves a good innuendo.

Kai Storm2 months ago
Is My P***y Pretty?
I've always loved my body and have long time been a big fan of people loving themselves and being confident in that love of your body & self. Myself, in particular, I love and enjoy every extra curve,...
Rachel Newcombe3 months ago
The First Time
There are lots of things they tell you about sex, especially when you’re a girl. You’ll bleed, it’ll hurt like a bitch, you’ll hate it, and if you don’t use condoms and birth control you will end up a...
Maisie Hancox4 months ago
Women's Sexuality: A Constant Criticism
For years, I have grown with boys who are now men, who have proudly worn their sexuality on their backs like a rucksack. Times are changing and women want to do this too. I know I certainly do and wou...
Jus L'amore4 months ago
The Best and Most Bizarre PornHub Comments
I love internet porn. OK, maybe that statement is a bit embellished, but there is one thing I do love about it (other than porn stars with great boobs, obviously) is internet porn commentators. That's...
Beth Gibbons4 months ago
How to Keep Your Relationship Alive
It can be hard to stay interested in certain conversations for longer than 5 minutes, so how does one stay interested in their significant other for 50 years? Well, here are some secrets to help you k...
Mackenzie Kennedy5 months ago
Worst Sex Tips Ever From Women's Magazines
Women's magazines get a lot of flak for being a bit crazy at times. Though they often raise great points in terms of relationship and sex advice, the truth is that even the greatest magazines out ther...
Anne St. Marie5 months ago
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'The Zeus Voice Controlled E-Stim Chastity System'
Have you been yearning for the sight of yet another strange and possibly alarming sex toy? Well, wait no longer, dear readers. Wacky Sex Toy of the Week has returned yet again, and, let me tell you, w...
Anthony Gramuglia6 months ago
Strangest Erotic Kindle eBooks (That Sell Well)
Part of the joy of looking up erotic Kindle eBooks is to see how strange everything gets the further into the pit you descend. Sure, erotica has always been a strange genre, but, thanks to the self-pu...
Ellie Guzman7 months ago
8 Sexual Positions for Underachievers
Girl on top? The only thing I'll be on top of this year is filing my taxes on time. My legs look and feel like two Twinkies that melted together so the only way I can pull off any position with "Cowgi...
Simplifying 'Crazy'​ Women
Think all women are crazy and complicated? Then it’s only because you’ve wasted your time and money bedding the wrong ones. The object of this article is to quickly simplify women, so that you will ne...
Jus L'amore8 months ago
What She's Really Thinking While Watching Porn with Her Man
What porn is to men, Romcoms are to women. Both involve fantasy, unnaturally proportioned actors, and of course the most unlikely of outcomes. Which is why couples don't always see eye to eye when it ...
Anne St. Marie8 months ago
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'The Hand-Job Cocksheath'
Missing your regular dose of weird and (dubiously) wonderful sex toys? Well, let me assuage your worries, because Wacky Sex Toy of the Week is back, we’re ---- well, sort of beige, really ---- and we’...
Danielle Banner10 months ago
What Do You Call Your Live-In Lover?  
Lover? Boyfriend? Par amour? Fiancé? Baby? Dependent? Consort? Sweetheart? Honey? Roommate? If he’s not your husband and you’re living together, he’s your…? You’re his…? It’s about time there was a wo...
Frank Whitea year ago
Donald Trump’s Favorite Celebrity Sex Tapes
Recently presidential candidate Donald Trump went on a 3AM twitter rant which included urging his followers to check out a supposed sex tape featuring former Miss Universe Alicia Machado. In addition ...
Izzy Erlicha year ago
How Women Think Men See Them
More commentary on the accusations of women’s movement leaders that many men still see women almost exclusively as sex objects is part of the ongoing mission of the movement. In Tender Trap, Italian i...
Yadim Shmaltza year ago
The Sex Life of Barbie
On the surface, the Ken and Barbie teenybopper dolls advertised on the Saturday morning TV cartoon shows never seemed very erotic. She may have been sculpted hot, but came off kind of a sexual given s...
Patricia Sarkara year ago
Adult Parodies For Geeks
Are geeks the pioneers of the adult industry? Costumes and characters have long been part of sexual exploits. Before the internet and mass photo printing, explicit and implicit sexual acts were repres...
The Thoughts We've Had During Boring Sex
I always preach about how great sex is, and I think most sex writers do. There isn’t any denying that, under the right circumstances, sex can really blow your mind – full pun intended. It’s the link b...