comedy

Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.

Hannah Payne6 months ago
Drive-In Date
I sat on the couch practically bouncing off. I check my phone again, the third time in the minute. Where was he? He said 6 and here we were, 6:05. I lean back to see out the window and Mom chuckles at...
Nicole White7 months ago
The Crier
Being a woman is tough. Let's just start there. Now, no, I'm not one of those woman who think men are evil or lesser than women. All I'm saying is that women really have it rough out there, especially...
Edward Anderson7 months ago
Engaged to a Ghost?
"What the fuck did I just read?" That was my first reaction upon reading the story about Amethyst Realm for the first time. Maybe someone spiked my afternoon tequila, perhaps it was one of the ghosts that apparently swirl around the woman from Bristol. Whatever the case is, this is the perfect story for Halloween! Amethyst Realm wants everyone to know that she loves ghosts. Not only in the sense of being intrigued by them but also in the romantic sense. The way some love their partners or tequil...
Jus L'amore7 months ago
7 Things Women Think About Men's Packages
Unfortunately there is no nice way to put this fellas, but man parts are freaking weird. It's like Gonzo meets alien meets mushroom meets noodles. Don't get me wrong, women of course appreciate the ma...
Dixie Coder7 months ago
Funny Business
As I mentioned previously, I worked in an adult store. One of the great mysteries of the place was the back rooms. People always want to know but never ask. And I'm sorry to say most of your assumptio...
Tony Stone9 months ago
The One Where He Slept with a Starfish
If you got the reference to the title and byline and have stuck around, sweet! Let's laugh at my failures together, shall we? Think of me as Ross. I hate Ross. Let's continue! I was young when this ta...
Bong Studlya year ago
That Time I Used a "First Slap" Instead of a "First Kiss"
If you want to study the techniques implemented for the substitution of a "first kiss" to a "first slap" please go here We had met on Plenty of Fish, or POF as it is known in the streets. Her, a manag...
20 Sex Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Hard
1. Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year. 2. Conversation Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" ...
Andy Juliaa year ago
A Blowjob & a Wheelchair
My marriage came to an end. My future ex-wife announces she’s a lesbian and has been having an affair with her friend for 10 years. As you might imagine, I was devastated... because she was getting mo...
A Funny Story When Becoming Sexually Active
The story and lesson I will be writing about is true, but names will be changed to protect one's identification. I remember one day one of my friends came over, and she is very young, which I would sa...
How To Sex
How to sex, like a hopeless romantic. Like a hornball with intense urges to—excuse my language—fuck any living thing. Let me rephrase: any living human...thing. First, understand. If you desire a part...
Jus L'amorea year ago
Thoughts Moms Really Have During Weekday Sex
Sex can be fun. Sex can be sexy. Sex can be orgasmic. However, sometimes sex can be a bit distracting. Not because we don't love our partner or desire them, but because as a parent, days can be LONG a...
Worst Things to Say in Bed After Sex…
Sex. We are usually thinking about it, talking about it, anticipating it, or having it. There is nothing better then the seduction, the build up, the passion and intensity when you really want to bang...
Bong Studlya year ago
Losing My Virginity in Public
As a teen, I wasn't overly into sports. I wasn't one of the many kids at my school with an obsession for skating, or surfing, or passive activities like watching anime or playing video games. I wasn't...
D.M. Kielya year ago
American Style
It all started when a dear friend somehow got it in his head that he could out-drink me. This was during my service in the United States Navy, which, lacking any other prospects, I had joined after Hi...
Jonci Pottsa year ago
Cherry Poppins and the Grinch Who Stole My Virginity, Chapter 2
Once my virginity was laid to rest, buried, and mourned, it was time for me to move on. I was determined to figure out what all the hype surrounding sex was all about. And not just for me, but for my ...
LocsQueen a year ago
Fake It Till You Make It
Sadly, I've been faking it my entire sexual journey. Except when I get the job done on my own, of course ;) But no guy has ever been able to legitimately get my rocks off, even though they'd beg to differ. But I know I'm not the only young women that has been living in this annoying reality. For those of you that can relate, let's reflect and applaud ourselves on our wonderful acting skills over the years. "I'm gonna cum!" I call this method The Clear Announcement. I'm sure we're all guilty of i...
Jeff Dunegana year ago
Dick Hickey
It’s not often that Holly and I had lunch free at the same time. We were always too busy during the day. It was infinitely easier to see each other during the day than at night, when I always had to h...