Sexual Demographics

Don’t worry, we all are, you little psycho, and yes, it’s probably best to discuss this so you can get a general idea of how crowded your bed really is. Depending on the person you're involved with, you should define certain characteristics. Depending on the answers, you will rate your partner from 1 to 10, 1 being an unattractive type and 10 a highly attractive individual. Multiply their rating by a magnitude of 5 if they are a female or 10 if they are a male. Compute the math then ask the magical question. (This article is better relatable to people inhabiting metropolitan cities.)

*Questions to ask yourself while rating your spouse or beloved individual:

• Do they have rock hard abs?
• Do they have green/blue eyes?
• Are they blonde?
• Are they curvaceous? (sexually appealing)
• How tall are they?
• How is their skin?
• How attractive do people seem to think they are.

*Reminder: The rate number applies to a general public not just your love goggles.

RATING CHART & QUESTION

1 - Have you slept with over 5/10 people?

2- Have you slept with over 10/20 people?

3 - Have you slept with over 15/30 people?

4- Have you slept with over 20/40 people?

5- Have you slept with over 25/50 people?

6- Have you slept with over 30/60 people?

7- Have you slept with over 35/70 people?

8- Have you slept with over 40/80 people?

9-Have you slept with over 45/90 people?

10-Have you slept with over 50/100 people?

The answers are either a yes or a no, and their tone and body language will give you an estimate to how much of a player/slut your partner really is.

As humans it is normal to feel jealousy when thinking of your partner having sexual encounters with someone else. The important thing about this conversation is that it is the perfect ice breaker for the taboo STD talk. The sexually transmitted disease (STD) talk is something many people avoid but shouldn’t; it can help you analyze your situation and make better decisions. The main thing is to keep the your pertinent relationship the main thing. Regardless if your partner has had multiple sex encounters, they should avoid placing you in a difficult or unwanted predicament. You can easily change the situation and say, “Out of curiosity have you ever had an STD before?” Make sure to approach these topics in an easy going manner to make your partner feel comfortable and not attacked. I highly recommend having this conversation previous to your first sexual encounter.

As Millennials we should embrace our sexuality and be open to our honest likings. It is OK to try new things and to be attracted by different things at different stages through life. It is totally OK to lie about how many people you’ve slept with also. In today's era there are too many stigmas roaming our generation without any real validation. People are quick to judge or make assumptions sometimes based on things that aren’t even true.

This piece is to help you see where you stand on your general demographics or where your partner might fall into. The answers may vary and there maybe be more or less honesty depending on the partner you are currently investigating.

This article should not help you inflict pain on others and does not contribute to any kind of shaming, harassment, or bullying of others.

*Crowded bed: When you and your partner have both had a big number of sexual partners.