Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year! That was gross, but it always gets a reaction. In a world where deviance is all around us, Christmas has remained one holiday that has remained mostly pure with the exception of Bad Santa. Add some edge with pinup girl ornaments dangling from the branches of your tree.
The Corset Cutie
The Woman Next Door
The Rocker Chick
Judging by The Rocker Chick’s position, she’s not listening to “Silent Night.” With her legs up in the air and a smile on her face, this pinup knows how to get in the Christmas spirit! While many people complain about the time it takes to decorate a tree, this ornament will certainly make untangling all those Christmas lights a little better. So for those who struggle when it comes to spreading deviant cheer during the holiday season, The Rocker Chick will help you keep from saying “bah humbug!”
The Playful Teacher
T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, only The Playful Teacher was singing softly like a mouse. With her dog by her side, she sings merrily about winter sleigh rides. Although this teacher doesn’t discipline her students, she does enjoy when she is disciplined. In fact, she likes to role play as the naughty student from time to time, and get spanked when she forgets her multiplication table. While spanking has come a long way from being a form of punishment to a form of sexual pleasure, this naughty teacher still loves to get her ass spanked until it is redder than Rudolph’s nose.
The Forbidden Fruit
She might have had her cherry popped many Christmases ago, but she still has the box it came in. Let’s just say, she is ready to regift it to you this year. Just like men eat fruit to make their sperm taste better, women have been known to eat fruit as well to taste a little sweeter as well. So instead of figgy pudding this holiday season, this pinup is eating some forbidden fruit, just in case she has someone that is interested in more than just her milk and cookies. With a tantalizing smile and sticky fingers, she will seductively eat fruit as she hangs from your Christmas tree, hoping that you might enjoy her company.