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Hottest Blonde Celebrities

Feast your eyes on the hottest blonde celebrities, as successful as they are sexy!

By Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago 7 min read
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Silken strands in shimmering golden hues. There is a special place in my heart for the classic blonde bombshell. For many years in America and around the world, toe-headed vixens have been a staple in the fantasies of the masses. There was a time when iconic yellow haired goddesses dominated the Earth, as Marilyn Monroe captivated JFK with her breathy rendition of Happy Birthday and Jayne Mansfield hypnotized the world with a figure that would make an hourglass cover itself in shame. Nowadays, women come with an endless array of hair colors. Your girl could be brunette one day and have pink hair the next. Yet there is something about a hot looking blonde which hearkens back to a bygone era when men were men and dames were dames, and you could drink a flask full of whiskey with your breakfast and nobody would bat an eye. From the Mother of Dragons, Emilia Clarke to America's sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence, we can't help but love the hottest blonde celebrities to grace the screen and the Red Carpet.

Gillian Jacobs

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Best known for her role as the well meaning but terminally ditzy Britta Perry on NBC’s Community (which is hilarious), Gillian Jacobs is the definition of adorable. Although her television persona is often quite the buzz-kill, it is safe enough to say that her beauty is quite intoxicating. Don’t believe me, check out some of the internet videos of her messing around in lingerie with cast mate, Alison Brie. She is very bright, sunny, and easy on the eyes. If you don’t enjoy that, I recommend that you find an apartment in the East Village and start reading a lot of Oscar Wilde. In my opinion, besides being a little hottie, she is one of the finest comedic actresses I have ever seen. You can catch her in the upcoming sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.

Kaley Cuoco

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Did I include her on this list just so I could make some kind of hackneyed innuendo about her being on a show called The Big Bang Theory? Of course not, that would be immature! Oh alright, maybe a little. If you’re done giggling, I will continue. Smoking hot yet approachable Kaley Cuoco has become the prime focus of much nerdy adolescent wanking in recent years and the victim of the fake celebrity nude photo leaks. Her role as the normal all American girl among a bunch of socially inept geniuses has ensured their endearment for all eternity. This girl has the curve in her swerve, the pumps and the bump! Besides playing Penny in The Big Bang Theory, she has also appeared on the silver screen with The Wedding Ringer and Burning Bodhi.

Jennifer Lawrence

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J-Law has made a meteoric rise to the annals of Hollywood royalty in only a few short years! One needs only to think of her in that dancing attire from Silver Linings Playbook to formulate a reasonable hypothesis as to why that is. Jennifer Lawrence is thick in all the right places, tapering to a tiny little waist. That ass? Let’s just say that whenever I watch one of The Hunger Games movies, it should be called ‘The Thirsty Games’. On top of her major sex appeal, she also be one of the coolest chicks in the game today. Then there is that photo of her holding that snake for her shoot in the Hollywood Heroines: 13 Leading Ladies featured above… Whew someone get me a water! In addition to her leading role as Katniss Everdeen, she has also starred in American Hustle, Joy, X-Men and in the Quentin Tarantino epic, The Hateful Eight.

Dianna Agron

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This woman is one of the few acceptable excuses when your friends catch you watching Glee. Dianna Agron rocks a cheerleader outfit like a boss, even in that season where she had the prosthetic baby bump! You never fantasized about that frosty hot chick in high school that wouldn’t talk to you unless your parents owned a Porsche? Stop lying to yourself. She has been typecast as the self-obsessed hot chick throughout her years in film and television, but she plays it well. She made her television debut on CSI: NY and has also starred on Veronica Mars, Heroes, and in films, such as The Hunters, The Family, and Zipper.

Billie Piper

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British blonde bombshell, Billie Piper has many words that describe her appearance. Another victim of the celebrity fake nude photos, this buxom, voluptuous, curvaceous, luscious, and vixen-esque woman is talented! Big eyes, full lips, and a body that is less likely to quit than an undocumented sweat shop worker. She went from teen pop sensation, to Doctor Who companion in 2005. She also starred on Showtime’s Secret Diary of a Call Girl. There is a lot of flirtatiousness in her performances. She knows she is sexy, and she works it, but she doesn’t lean on it too much. Watching her work is a pleasure. You can also see her in Showtime’s Penny Dreadful, an homage to Victorian horror.

Amanda Seyfried

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Remember when she was in the movie Mean Girls and it turned out that she could predict the weather with her boobs? That was awesome… don’t judge me. Amanda Seyfried has that magical combination of hotness and the ability to affect a vacant expression on her face that Hollywood loves so dearly. Her breasts are real, and they’re spectacular. This is the girl they put in chick flicks to make them more palatable to boyfriends coerced into buying a ticket. She is the Tabasco sauce of hot blonde actresses, making chick flicks watchable since 2004! She also starred in Ted 2, the sequel to Seth MacFarlane’s filth-laden yet heart warming tale of a grown man and a weed smoking teddy bear.

Brooklyn Decker

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How cool are this chick’s parents for naming her after the thoroughest borough? Your classic model turned actress, Brooklyn Decker made moves into Hollywood with roles in Adam Sandler vehicle, Just Go With It, and then as the main love interest in Battleship. Between her and Rihanna, that movie is almost forgivable. She looks like the Platonic ideal of a beach bunny. Her body is head to toe legit! She has graced the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue as well as the Victoria’s Secret catalog. She can currently be seen on the CBS series, Friends with Better Lives and has an independent film called Casual Encounters.

Scarlett Johansson

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You can’t simply make a list of hot blondes and not include Scarlett Johansson! Who could have predicted that this nice Jewish girl from New York would go from child actor to one of the most recognizable sex symbols to ever walk the face of the planet? She is all soft, supple curves and sly sexy smiles. If you find yourself talking to her, remember the words “Hey, my eyes are up here!”, because you will surely hear them in the course of the conversation. The seeds of her full hotness were visible in some of her earlier work, in films such as Ghost World and Girl with a Pearl Earring. Since then she went full vixen in films like Iron Man 2, The Avengers, and Lucy.

Alice Eve

Another British import, Alice Eve first came on to the radar as Sophia on HBO’s Entourage. She played the young Agent O in the blockbuster Men in Black 3. She has also starred in Sex and the City 2 and in the franchise reboot Star Trek Into Darkness. Her body is so smoking it leaves vapor trails when she walks. In the parlance of her homeland, she is one fit looking bird! This lovely bit of crumpet is going nowhere but up, with several films in production.

Emilia Clarke

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The Mother of Dragons herself! The woman so hot, fire could not kill her. Although she is a brunette in real life, her role on HBO super-series Game of Thrones has made her the ultimate blonde icon of our time. Emilia Clarke is strong and sexy in her performance as Khaleesi , forever destroying the old stereotype of the dumb blonde. She is proof positive that a blonde can go medieval. Additionally, she starred as the role of Sarah Connor in the Terminator prequel, Terminator: Genisys, and was the lead female role in 2016's Me Before You alongside Claflin.

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