Doing Her Like a Real Man

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I watched this porn video the other day where this chick was totally into it... totally getting laid into, and right at this point where she's really enjoying it (you can see on her face, she's really having a good time), the dude sticks his finger in her mouth from behind (this was all happening from behind) and pulls on her face like a fish hook. Totally surprised her, but she went right with it, and the scene rolled on.

I was like... what the fuck was that? Was she just enjoying it a little too much for porn or something? I guess the guy felt like he needed to demean her a little (see if you can bounce your dick off her face) so the dudes watching would be able to masturbate properly. 'Cause, you know, if you're watching porn, you can't really get off unless you put that dirty little bitch in her place, right? Nghh... ungh... yeah!

Thank you for making me eat your sperm.

What is it with us guys? We get off to totally treating woman like shit. It's sexy to us. It gets the blood flowing to our dicks. Somehow, the more helpless the dirty little whore is, the more we get off. Speaking of which, if a woman treated a dude the way that the dudes treat chicks in any porn, it would be considered a dominance video. However, when it's the dude doing it, its just normal. Why do chicks put up with this kind of shit? It's like you don't realize that all this isn't being done for you. It's being done to you.

Read this article if you can't figure out what I'm talking about.

I have got an idea. How about a porn video... (yeah? yeah?!) where the guy.... (oh yeah! keep going!) ... screwed the girl to orgasm... (unnhhhh... unhhh...) and instead of calling her a dirty whore, sperming on her face, or fish-hooking her lips... (um, wait...) just fucked the shit out of her? And let her fuck the shit out of him? And all just because they really like sex, and may even just like to try weird shit out? (limp..)

The bizkit ain't the only thing limp here.

That porn video doesn't work. It doesn't work because dudes have become addicted to getting off to dominant sex. The more we think about doing it to the girl... the more it turns us on. If you have a video where the girl is enjoying it too much and is an equal partner in the sex act, it shatters the illusion. It takes away what's really turning guys on.

Dude, I'm not against porn. I like porn. I just have a hard fucking time (pun not intended, but appreciated) watching it. Because honestly, it's difficult to beat off to someone being treated poorly.

Dudes, we can either continue to act like dogs, because we think that's the only way we can really enjoy sex, or we can start acting like humans, human dudes having sex with human girls, two fucking monkeys getting together and smashing genitals together. You're gonna find it out it's better. But yeah, you're probably going to have to give up on the whole tearing her panties up her ass while doing her face squished down on your car thing. Here's what you need to do.

Pull her up. Take off her panties properly, see if she needs a cushion for her forehead... and then do her face down on the top of your car...

Like a real man.