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Raunchy, funny, and thought provoking. It doesn't have to make you laugh, but it has to make you go "hmmm."

Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'The Hand-Job Cocksheath'

Anne St. Marie
in Humor

Missing your regular dose of weird and (dubiously) wonderful sex toys? Well, let me assuage your worries, because Wacky Sex Toy of the Week is back, we’re ---- well, sort of beige, really ---- and we’...

Dating Struggles of a Millennial

Mitch Curran
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There are an endless number of struggles faced by Millennials in the dating world. Let's dip our toes into the metaphorical dating pool. Are you a twenty-something who has come to the realization that...

Creepy Things that Are Acceptable In a Relationship

Yadim Shmaltz
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If you are in a long lasting relationship, you might have noticed some of the creepy things that you accept or even do with your significant other and still consider to be completely normal. There are...

Let's Talk About Sex

Beca Sayers
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For those of you younger generations out there, you might want to cover those eyes because this isn't censored. This is just a causal conversation about sex and those hormones that arose us. So grab a...

The Paul Walker Effect

Matt Swecker
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I have a theory about attraction. The theory is best illustrated by a scene at the beginning of the original "The Fast and the Furious." Paul Walker (may he rest in peace) plays Brian O'Connor, a man who apparently really enjoys the tuna salad sandwich at the place of employment of his crush, Mia. In the movie, he goes to the diner day after day for the shitty tuna sandwich (on white bread without crust) and because she thinks he's hot stuff, she finds it endearing that he visits her every day a...

Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'Ovipositor Dildos'

Anne St. Marie
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This third edition of Wacky Sex Toy of the Week features some truly unique toys...yes, they’ve all been pretty unique so far, but these are uniquer. Uniqueful. Uniquest. Yes, perhaps even more so than...

What Do You Call Your Live-In Lover?  

Danielle Banner
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Lover? Boyfriend? Par amour? Fiancé? Baby? Dependent? Consort? Sweetheart? Honey? Roommate? If he’s not your husband and you’re living together, he’s your…? You’re his…? It’s about time there was a wo...

Dating Rules of Engagement 

Kim Stetz
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I was once blind but now I see. Could it really be THAT simple? I talk about “a light going off” all of the time when I teach yoga. That ahhhh - now I get it feeling. And now I get it. I like rules an...

Donald Trump’s Favorite Celebrity Sex Tapes

Frank White
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Recently presidential candidate Donald Trump went on a 3AM twitter rant which included urging his followers to check out a supposed sex tape featuring former Miss Universe Alicia Machado. In addition ...

How Women Think Men See Them

Izzy Erlich
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More commentary on the accusations of women’s movement leaders that many men still see women almost exclusively as sex objects is part of the ongoing mission of the movement. In Tender Trap, Italian i...

Stripper Problems

Samantha Bentley
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Since everyone seemed to absorb so much enjoyment from my 'Pornstar Problems’ I thought I would continue the theme. Shortly prior to taking my clothes off on camera, I took my clothes off on stage… an...

Porn Star Problems

Samantha Bentley
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I LOVE to complain. Anyone that knows me in the real world, will know it is my biggest talent. Next to all my trophies, I should have an award for most miserable bitch. You can also follow my complain...

The Sex Life of Barbie

Yadim Shmaltz
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On the surface, the Ken and Barbie teenybopper dolls advertised on the Saturday morning TV cartoon shows never seemed very erotic. She may have been sculpted hot, but came off kind of a sexual given s...

The Thoughts We've Had During Boring Sex

Benjamin Wareing
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I always preach about how great sex is, and I think most sex writers do. There isn’t any denying that, under the right circumstances, sex can really blow your mind – full pun intended. It’s the link b...

Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: Mike's Spikes

Anne St. Marie
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Wacky Sex Toy of the Week is back again, loyal readers, and this week we’ve got a Sarlacc-esque surprise for you. Ready? Feast your eyes on ‘Mike’s Spikes’, a really, really well-made way for you to e...

Best Euphemisms for Sex

Lizzie Boudoir
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When your grandma, minister, or boss is around, some of the best euphemisms for sex might come in handy. We all do it. We all talk about it. But sometimes you just don't want to say it. Or maybe you d...