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Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'Ovipositor Dildos'

Anne St. Marie
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This third edition of Wacky Sex Toy of the Week features some truly unique toys...yes, they’ve all been pretty unique so far, but these are uniquer. Uniqueful. Uniquest. Yes, perhaps even more so than...

What Do You Call Your Live-In Lover?  

Danielle Banner
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Lover? Boyfriend? Par amour? Fiancé? Baby? Dependent? Consort? Sweetheart? Honey? Roommate? If he’s not your husband and you’re living together, he’s your…? You’re his…? It’s about time there was a wo...

Dating Rules of Engagement 

Kim Stetz
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I was once blind but now I see. Could it really be THAT simple? I talk about “a light going off” all of the time when I teach yoga. That ahhhh - now I get it feeling. And now I get it. I like rules an...

Donald Trump’s Favorite Celebrity Sex Tapes

Frank White
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Recently presidential candidate Donald Trump went on a 3AM twitter rant which included urging his followers to check out a supposed sex tape featuring former Miss Universe Alicia Machado. In addition ...

How Women Think Men See Them

Izzy Erlich
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More commentary on the accusations of women’s movement leaders that many men still see women almost exclusively as sex objects is part of the ongoing mission of the movement. In Tender Trap, Italian i...

Stripper Problems

Samantha Bentley
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Since everyone seemed to absorb so much enjoyment from my 'Pornstar Problems’ I thought I would continue the theme. Shortly prior to taking my clothes off on camera, I took my clothes off on stage… an...

Porn Star Problems

Samantha Bentley
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I LOVE to complain. Anyone that knows me in the real world, will know it is my biggest talent. Next to all my trophies, I should have an award for most miserable bitch. You can also follow my complain...

The Sex Life of Barbie

Yadim Shmaltz
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On the surface, the Ken and Barbie teenybopper dolls advertised on the Saturday morning TV cartoon shows never seemed very erotic. She may have been sculpted hot, but came off kind of a sexual given s...

The Thoughts We've Had During Boring Sex

Benjamin Wareing
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I always preach about how great sex is, and I think most sex writers do. There isn’t any denying that, under the right circumstances, sex can really blow your mind – full pun intended. It’s the link b...

Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: Mike's Spikes

Anne St. Marie
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Wacky Sex Toy of the Week is back again, loyal readers, and this week we’ve got a Sarlacc-esque surprise for you. Ready? Feast your eyes on ‘Mike’s Spikes’, a really, really well-made way for you to e...

Best Euphemisms for Sex

Lizzie Boudoir
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When your grandma, minister, or boss is around, some of the best euphemisms for sex might come in handy. We all do it. We all talk about it. But sometimes you just don't want to say it. Or maybe you d...

Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: The Pogo Stick Dildo

Anne St. Marie
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We’ll be kicking off our inaugural Wacky Sex Toy Of The Week column with a toy that’s become somewhat internet-famous over the years: the Jack Hammer Johnson. Or, as it was rebranded later in its unho...

Modern Sex Etiquette

Frank White
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Sexual revolution has manifested itself as the new morality. All around you, people are poking away at each other like junior gynecologists, and you are still spending your evenings with Amy Schumer a...

Weirdest Sex Laws in America

Swordelia Corningstone
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Reading these, you have to wonder what lawmakers were thinking when they put some of the weirdest sex laws on the books. From laws deciding what times you can have sex to laws about your marriage, the...

Most Difficult Sex Positions

Ailish Delaney
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Have you ever glanced through the Kama Sutra and wondered how in hell they can contort themselves into the most difficult sex positions you have ever seen? If you think sex should be more a game of Ch...

Dating Tips For Workaholics

Frank White
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Are you a workaholic trying to wade into the dating pool? To workaholics, it’s often a puzzle to know what led to the other—is it your dead personal life that ushered in a successful career or the oth...