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Car Sex: The Where's and How's

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If you and your partner have gotten a little bored in the bedroom, but don't really want to break out the fuzzy handcuffs and paddle, I have a solution for you! Car sex. I know what you're thinking: I am a grown man/woman. I have a perfectly good bedroom, with a door that locks, and plenty of space to move around. Why would I try to get it on in the back seat of my cramped car? I say don't knock it until you try it. Plenty of couples get bored of sex because they sort of fall into a routine with it. Lock the door, get naked, bang one out using the same three positions you like, then go to bed. If that is how you guys want to have a relationship, I think that's great, and honestly, if you have kids as well as a demanding job, sometimes a routine is all you can manage. But if I've said it before I'll say it a million times: try new things with your partner! Doing it in the car can be fun and I guarantee you will feel young again!

So how do you go about it?

My first suggestion would be not to really plan it. You and your partner out for a bite to eat? Find an abandoned parking lot and make out. Feel too exposed? Well, you can try alley's, parks, and even graveyards. Judge if you will, but it's not like there are a lot of places to go. Sometimes trespassing is necessary! If you live in the country or near campsites it's a little easier to pull into an abandoned area and get to it. I've heard some people just pull over on the side of the road for it. Besides, a little bit of anxiety makes it more fun! After nightfall go out and do it in the driveway. Just remember to duck when you see headlights!

Once you have picked the "where" you then have to figure out "how."(Quick tip: foreplay, as you are driving, is a big turn on, just be safe ;) The fun in this is you have seats in front and in back to work with, plus maybe a trunk area. Try laying your seats down and using the car as a makeshift bed. I suggest keeping at least one blanket in the car to snuggle in together if you like the seats down route. Ladies: lay on your side in the backseat, legs together and knees brought up to the chest. He will know what to do from there. He can sit up in the front or back seats and you can maneuver on top either facing him or away from him using the other seats, or dash to keep your balance. Bending over between the gap in the front seats, with your feet up on the back seat, or down on the floor will give you just the right pleasure as he enters you from behind, his feet on the floor or I suggest knees bent, feet on the back seat. There are a lot of different ways to enjoy each other in the car, way more than I can even comprehend I'm sure, but at least now you have an idea of what to do!

Some tips to make it a little less yucky: keep water for drinking, and baby wipes, and a grocery sack in the car for the cleanup. It doesn't hurt to have hand sanitizer handy. This would be a good time for those feminine wipe packets I've mentioned before.

I hope that you guys will try this with your partner the next time you guys want to spice things up. If you have any questions feel free to message me! Please donate to get more truthful articles about sex, romance, periods, and all the things no one likes to talk about! Take care! Until next time!

P.S. The pictures I use don't belong to me, I just find them on the internet. This one is from My Big Fat Greek Wedding

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Kathryn Cardon
Kathryn Cardon

Hi! I am a freelance writer and an aspiring entrepreneur who currently spends most of my time raising a puppy with my husband in a 20x12 shed we are converting into a Tiny House in East Texas. I have much to share and I am excited to do so! 

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