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A Guide for Men, on Bangin’: Part 1

By Fisher KingPublished 6 years ago 3 min read
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Hello people. Do you know how to read body language? Like really know? When having sex, understanding body language is key... If you want to be any good at it, that is. I’m not a medical professional. The only thing I’m kind of professional at is cooking. But, I do consider myself to know how to please a woman, and how to make it so she knows how to please me.

Kissing

It’s an enjoyable, nice thing. Whether it’s just a goodnight kiss or a full on sloppy make-out session. Does he/she like sloppy make outs? Or does he/she kiss like a grandpa/grandma? You’ll know right away, and it could be a deal breaker for you depending on your preferences. Kissing leads to other stuff. Maybe you like to kiss each other in other places. Maybe that’s not a thing. People can have insecurities about what they’ve got going on down there. If you can live without having somebody bury their face between your legs or vice versa, then you’re weird and we can’t be friends, but you be you!

Kissing also leads to sex. Not always, but it can. You’ll know if it’s going to lead to sex if you can read body language. Does your partner's body tell you they want to get it on? Maybe you’re a man kissing a woman. She grabs your hand and pats down the back of your pants. Is butt stuff happening tonight?! Yayyy! Maybe you’re a woman kissing a man, and his jeans can’t contain the throbbing monster that beckons you. Is he going to last longer than thirty seconds tonight?! Yayyy!

Those are obvious examples of body language. Let’s talk about the not more subtle signs.

Breathing Patterns. Body Temperature. Sounds.

These things among others can tell you whether or not you’re getting any. Maybe if you want to get any. If the person you’re trying to seduce starts to drool and flatulate, I don’t have a lot of advice for you. Maybe it turns you on. Yayyy! You be you.

Speaking of weird sex stuff, maybe you’re kinky. Do you like using lots of toys? Riding crops are fun. Bondage is cool. I’m pretty open-minded. If you are, or think you are, try it out! What’s the worst that could happen?! Well, probably something embarrassing. But big deal. Start slow, and most importantly, have fun.

Butt Stuff

I can’t speak for myself, I’ve never had anything in there and I’m perfectly fine with that. I like to participate with my partner though. Luckily, she really likes it so I get to enjoy it rather frequently. Yayyyyyyy! If you are new to it, go slow. Maybe the first time won’t work out, but don’t be discouraged. Wait a bit and try again. Everyone should get their brown belt though. Do you really want to die not ever doing it? That’s weird. And we can’t be friends.

Oral Sex

Do you like to give and get? I hope so. Because if not, you’re weird, and yes, you guessed it. We can’t be friends. Are you good at it, guys? Do you care if your partner climaxes? You should. Work the clit. Slowly at first. Kisses. Gentle licks. Slowly increase speed and intensity. What I do is use my lips to create a slight vacuum, so I can keep them somewhat stationary, while I do clockwise circles around the clit. Use your fingers. 1,2,3,4. Use your whole fist if she wants you too. It’s fun! Lick her asshole. That’s fun too. Yayyy! Now how do you compose yourself while receiving? Don’t force your meat sword down the poor woman’s throat, unless she wants you too. You’ll know. If there’s something she does or doesn’t do that you like or don’t like, talk to her about it. Also, if you aren’t sure she enjoys what you do while you’re going downtown, ask her. Chances are if the time is right and you have this talk in the right place, maybe, just maybe, you will practice on each other and have lots of fun. Yayyy!

That concludes part 1. Not sure how that went. I’m not even going to read it.

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