HIStory
History is typically written by the weiners — not the case with this crazy, delusional puss. If what we all share is the grand illusion called, "Maya," then everyone's a liar. Fake news is just as real as the money that bought it as "real" news has only the integrity of the conviction of the writer that caught it. Each is like a spank. Who spanks the hardest? Who spanks the most? That is the consideration of this fabricated post, how real it can feel if you play along.