Ellie Guzman
Bio
Halfheartedly shrugging my way to the top. Published on Huffington Post, The Towner, Thought Catalog, and others. Lover of wine and dogs.
Stories (2/0)
6 Ways To Improve Your ER Visit
Last year, I worked as an ER medical scribe and was present for over three thousand patient encounters. I was there for cases with people who had chronic conditions, people who felt ill for a couple days and brought themselves in, and other cases like heart attacks, gun shot wounds, strokes, and car accidents. While the patients were diverse, I noticed that it always helps to have the same things, and you can take steps to help yourself if you ever need an ER visit.
By Ellie Guzman7 years ago in Longevity
8 Sexual Positions for Underachievers
Girl on top? The only thing I'll be on top of this year is filing my taxes on time. My legs look and feel like two Twinkies that melted together so the only way I can pull off any position with "Cowgirl" in the title is by squatting like I’m pooping in the woods. Pinterest told me to do squats in between commercial breaks to build endurance, but come on. I’m not an Olympian.
By Ellie Guzman7 years ago in Filthy
