A Guide to the Perfect Vibrator

The world of vibrators can be intimidating—whether you’re a young person starting out or someone about to buy their tenth vibrator. Don’t worry! This simple guide can help you pick the right vibrator to give your sex life more buzz.

Firstly there are some key things to think about. The most important one probably being: where do you want the stimulation? Internally or externally; on your G spot or on your clitoris? This greatly impacts the type of vibrator you need as size and shape come into play when you’re thinking about where you’re going to put it.

You also need to think about what matters to you more: power or noise level. Sadly it tends to be that the more powerful the vibrator, the noisier it will be. If you live on your own, you’re a lucky thing and can probably go for a more powerful vibrator. However if you live with family, it’s probably best to go for a quieter, less powerful one. You can buy extra quiet vibrators for this purpose.

It is important to remember that if you end up buying a silicone-based product, you cannot use silicone-based lube with it—look for water lubricants instead.

Clitoral Stimulation

For clitoral stimulation, it’s best to use a vibrator that falls under one of the following categories: bullet, wand, egg, or clitoral suction.

A bullet vibrator is shaped like a bullet (duh). They are great for first time buyers. They are small, powerful, and easy to use. They are also some of the quietest vibrators, ensuring discrete play. These are hard and rigid and so are excellent for staying in place.

Wand vibrators come in a variety of sizes; the smaller ones are battery powered and the bigger ones have to be plugged into the mains. It’s probably no surprise to you that the bigger ones tend to be more powerful, but that doesn’t mean the little ones can’t get you off. Wands tend to be squishy and more flexible than bullet vibrators, which allows some give during play.

Egg vibrators are lesser known than the wand and the bullet. Egg vibrators are battery powered and tend to be squishy like wands, but also rigid like bullets. On the whole they tend to be a bit more pricy than other clitoral vibrators but they do also tend to be a bit more powerful.

Clitoral suction vibrators are also lesser known—which should be a crime! These amazing vibrators offer you satisfying vibration combined with gentle suction. These battery-powered vibrators are usually priced between £50 - £150, but they are worth every penny you pay. They are also incredibly quiet for the power they provide. If you want some added stimulation, this is the perfect toy for you.

Internal Stimulation

For internal stimulation, it’s best to use a vibrator that falls under one of the following categories: Classic or Realistic Dildo.

Classic Vibrators are great for beginners. They’re simple and have easy controls. They come in a wide variety of designs, patterns, and materials. You can buy them soft or hard, powerful or quiet, bright and bold or simple, smooth or ribbed—the choice is completely up to you. They also range in price depending on power, style, inches, etc.

Realistic Dildo vibrators are designed to look and feel like a real penis, often detailed with veins, glands, and balls. Some have suction cups for hands-free play. They come in a variety of sizes and colours. These vibrators are typically priced between £20 to £50.

Clitoral and Internal Stimulation

For clitoral and internal stimulation, it’s best to use a vibrator that falls under the following category: Rabbit vibrators.

Rabbit vibrators are made of silicone and are designed to sit firmly inside the vagina whilst also delivering powerful vibrations to the clitoris. They are rechargeable and quiet for the power they provide. Some even also offer anal stimulation. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Prices vary depending on how realistic they look, how powerful they are, and how quiet they are.

All vibrators are good for their own reasons—in the end it is you who needs to listen to the wants of your own body to decide which vibrator will give you the best orgasm.