Lil Dicky is a Liar!

Life is hard, it really is. Sometimes, two people you love, two people you trust, two continents on your globe come to bat. Sometimes love lies, but can we accept it, can we move forward?

Lil' Dicky, The Independent Variable, is a beautiful Jewish land mass. His self-deprecating, refreshingly honest and certifiably hilarious songs have made Dicky a household name. Millions of YouTube views on songs as well as personal Vlogs in addition to the tours and general recognition are all impossible to deny. Whether you appreciate his music or what he offers to hip hop (and American pop culture), you know his name.

We love Lil' Dicky, no doubt.

But Pornhub, could we ever deny you? Porn and masturbation as a whole are more widely accepted today than they ever have been. That might be because of the sexualization of hip hop in the 90's, the raw sexuality of rock music in the 70's, or the whirlwind of social progression that both those eras contributed to. America loves loving itself, quite literally.

And Pornhub is the best in the business, by far. it's the homepage to our hormones, the lube for our tube, the Rachel to our Ross. It's the 18th most popular page in the United States according to Amazon's Alexa, arguably the internet's most trusted traffic monitor. It's one above Diply.com, which I have never heard of before in my life, but it's right below Tumblr. That makes sense, right?

I'll keep my preference between Diply, Tumblr, and Pornhub a secret. Big mystery?

So what's the issue, why am I implying that we have to choose between trusting Lil' Dicky or Pornhub?

Because Dicky himself says in his smash hit "Lemme Freak," "I don't jerk off mobiley." Well, Little Dicky, the numbers say otherwise. It's not him though, it's you too. Ya freaks.

According to data from Pornhub's awesome data blog Pornhub Insights, 75% of their traffic comes from mobile, and it's on the rise.

As our society goes more and more mobile, as do their boners, both man and lady. So, before TMZ or the National Enquirer break your heart, just remember where you heard it first.

Never trust the media, not without the numbers.

And that's all.

Check it out for yourself and learn something about your fellow porn fanatic here.

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