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Bud Sex Or Bisexual In Hiding?

A new trends lends itself to an old question.

By Edward AndersonPublished 7 years ago 2 min read
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My writing career started off writing erotic tales. These books made me good money, and I make even better money now that I am publishing them myself. In each of these novels there was a straight man, who suddenly realized he had feelings for the gay best friend. Or at least he wanted some ass and would do anything to get it. Never would I have thought that I was hitting on an actual thing, it was always pure fantasy for my fan base. However, I was proven wrong and it is a thing. A real thing, that women should be aware of.

As someone who has this indescribable attraction to guys who identify as straight but always end up coming out of the closet, I don't take self identification too seriously. If someone says they're straight more power to them. If they say they're gay, I give them my number and tell them to text me for a date. If they say that they are straight and curious, I am rushing them back to my house to satisfy that curiosity.

When the trend of "bro-jobs" came about, I figured I would work it into one of my books eventually. But I was working on another novel at the time and figured it could wait. As it turned out, I used a scene in my book, where a straight guy gets it on with another guy in front of his girlfriend. When I sent it to an editor, they responded with how timely this topic was and then a slew of articles about how straight guys are now sleeping with one another.

How dare they!? Don't they know that sleeping with hetero men is my thing and they can't just appropriate it! What did I learn from these articles, you may be asking? Well for starters, I learned that straight men really are the horndogs that 90's sitcoms made them out to be. They don't care where their penis goes, as long as they have a good time.

There's also a growing trend of single straight men, "coupling" up. They live together, eat together, and even have sex with one another. The basic rules are that they can go sleep with women, but if they are out together both have to score women or neither get to go home with a female companion. In that event, they go home and have sex with one another.

This trend is not limited to single guys though. Married men will do it too. They find a buddy, who is interested in a situation similar and they go to town with one another. Most of the time, the wives don't know. There have been a few cases where the wife did know and she was fine with it, as long as it was another guy that her husband was messing around with.

It's another lesson learned for me. The Kinsey scale was probably more right than we ever thought it could be. Sexuality is like the tides rolling in from the Ocean and knocks off the bathing suit of a hot guy. It changes by the direction of the wind.

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Edward Anderson

Edward has written hundreds of acclaimed true crime articles and has won numerous awards for his short stories.

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